Improv Main | Calendar & Events | Games | Books & Resources | Aids for Improvisation | Lesson Plans | Suggestions Page | Homework Games Bact to Top Bact to Top The big black bug bled blue-black blood; the big black bear bled blue Unique New York; Unique New York; You know you need unique New York Red Leather, Yellow Leather; Read Leather, Yellow Leather; Red Leather, Yellow Leather, Yellow Leather, Red To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock In a pestilential prison with a life long lock Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block. A dull dark dock, a short sharp shock; from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block. One hen Two ducks Three squawking geese Four limerick oysters Five corpulent porpoises Six pairs of Don Alberzo's tweezers Seven thousand Macedonian warriors in full battle array Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a pronounced propensity for procrastination and sloth Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep, coming around the corner of the quid, of the quo of the quarry all at the very same time Bact to Top |